Book Review: SO THIRSTY by Rachel Harrison

So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison is a 304 page standalone novel published by Berkley in 2024.

Genre

Horror, Paranormal

Opening Line

Sunlight severs me from sleep.

My Thoughts

Sloane and Naomi have been friends for a long time despite their differences. Naomi likes to live in the moment, to do what feels good, consequences be damned. Sloane prefers to be practical and cautious, and likes the comfort bred from familiarity. The two stay at a Finger Lakes resort for a long weekend to celebrate Sloane’s 36th birthday when things take a wild turn at a party with an eclectic group of mysterious strangers. Will they continue sticking to the paths they’ve each chosen for themselves now that “lifelong” might very well mean eternity? Can their friendship survive now that their new circumstances have changed everything?

I really enjoy Harrison’s writing – I find her work so eminently readable. And so for a good portion of this book, I thought it might wind up being a 5 star read for me. But over time, I got so annoyed with both Sloane and Naomi. There were times when they were both just the worst. (Sloane would be into staying in the cottage wrapped up in cozy robes and enjoying some girl talk for her birthday, but Naomi plans a surprise for her – dragging her along to a big sexy party at the house of the guy she just met at the bar the night before, and then has the audacity to be all like, “Try being more grateful, I did this for you!” No, girl, you did not.) And while I was into the romance bit, it was definitely too “insta” for my liking.

There was a lot here about living a meaningful life versus settling, the trepidation of approaching middle age, vampires and blood lust, but mostly it was about friendship during a time of crisis. The story didn’t quite take it home for me, but I (mostly) enjoyed the ride, and look forward to reading more of this author’s work.

🔥🔥🔥🔥 This book includes some descriptions of group sex, although from the viewpoint of a bystander

🔪🔪 There is definitely some violent and gruesome content in this vampire novel, although nothing that made this reader uncomfortable

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Book Review: LUCY UNDYING: A DRACULA NOVEL by Kiersten White

Lucy Undying: A Dracula Novel by Kiersten White is a 452 page standalone novel published in 2024 by Del Rey.

Genre/Subgenres:

Romance, Horror, Gothic, LGBTQIA+, Paranormal, Vampires, Retelling

Opening Line:

It starts the moment you look out the window.

Synopsis:

A vampire escapes the thrall of Dracula and embarks on her own search for self-discovery and true love in this epic and seductive gothic fantasy from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Hide.

Her name was written in the pages of someone else’s Lucy Westenra was one of Dracula’s first victims.

But her death was only the beginning. Lucy rose from the grave a vampire and has spent her immortal life trying to escape from Dracula’s clutches—and trying to discover who she really is and what she truly wants.

Her undead life takes an unexpected turn in twenty-first-century London, when she meets another woman, Iris, who is also yearning to break free from her past. Iris’s family has built a health empire based on a sinister secret, and they’ll do anything to stay in power.

Lucy has long believed she would never love again. Yet she finds herself compelled by the charming Iris while Iris is equally mesmerized by the confident and glamorous Lucy. But their intense connection and blossoming love is threatened by outside forces. Iris’s mother won’t let go of her without a fight, and Lucy’s past still has Dracula is on the prowl once more.

Lucy Westenra has been a tragically murdered teen, a lonesome adventurer, and a fearsome hunter, but happiness has always eluded her. Can she find the strength to destroy Dracula once and for all, or will her heart once again be her undoing?

My Thoughts:

Forever is composed of nows.

Yas, queens!

The newest novel from Kiersten White focuses on the story of Lucy Westenra from Dracula. It is told through alternating timelines and POVs. For the first two thirds or so these primarily consist of excerpts from the journal Lucy kept before being turned into a vampire at age 19 in the year 1890, transcripts from current day Lucy’s talks with a therapist as she explains everything that has happened to her since then (a la Interview with the Vampire), and a narrative following a woman named Iris, who is trying to escape her abusive and controlling family and its company/MLM empire. Her connection to the rest of the story becomes apparent over time as hints are dropped like a trail bread crumbs. Later, we get several chapters from the POV of the Transylvanian count himself.

I was always good at moonlight, though, because moonlight isn’t real, either. It’s just a wan reflection of something else’s light.

This is the story of women who are expected, by their families and by society, to be a certain way, fit into a certain mold. These women may try to please these others so much that they are unable to even recognize who they truly are behind the act. They play at being meek and cooperative, but then no one pleased by their resultant vulnerability bothers to protect them when called for. The damage wrought by this kind of trauma can ultimately be cured by being wholly loved for exactly the people they are, nothing less and nothing more.

Dear, dear Mother, who loves like a knife, slicing me into ever smaller pieces until I’m exactly the shape that pleases her the most.

In that way, this winds up being a really sweet and inspirational sapphic romance story. It also has mysterious and Gothic elements, and the tension and dread of being constantly watched by those who believe they own you. Lucy’s story takes us from England to China to Istanbul, and through two World Wars. Eventually we are brought to the States to take on the horrifying company that will never willingly let Iris go, and even Dracula himself.

Speaking of…the character of Dracula was the least compelling here. Maybe that’s intentional as he thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and everyone should worship him, but after centuries of growth some of the women he’s screwed with realize he isn’t worth taking up any more space in their thoughts. These women, though – by the end of the story, I loved them so much! Over the course of her Unlife, Lucy met and…sure, “befriended”, a handful of other women turned into vampires by Dracula, and they wind up all being quite delightful in their own ways! Girl power!

First things first, though, we start this girls’ trip the proper way: arson and then a visit to my therapist.

Not just doom and gloom, there are some quite funny moments in this book as well. These are often provided by snarky and irreverent Iris, but not always. I got a real kick out of one of the vampires only just trying to learn about cell phones, sending a blurry picture of a squirrel. The recipient sends Who is this?, and the dear, sweet, insane vampire replies You mean what is this it’s a squirrel.

The main reason I decided not to go with 5 stars for this book was because it did seem overly long and dragged a bit in the middle. But when it did pick back up once the three timelines converged, I loved all of the ass-kicking, and the healing of trauma through being loved for one’s true self. Great stuff!

Thank you so very much to NetGalley and Del Rey for the eArc in exchange for my honest review.

Note: “Forever is composed of nows” is attributed to Emily Dickinson in this book

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Book Review: VAMPIES OF EL NORTE by Isabel Canas

October days were hot, but when the sun set, autumn announced itself with a nip in the air, its smell piney and crisp with the promise of change.

I was expecting a horror novel, but this is a romance novel. Not only was I taken aback by this fact, the romance relied on my biggest pet peeve of the genre–almost all of the romantic tension was due to a lack of communication. If the characters had one simple conversation, the first entire half of this story would not have been necessary. And then once they finally have that conversation, there is another miscommunication to keep it going. The other portion of romantic tension is introduced by the fact that he and she are from different classes and parents would never approve of them being together.

The supernatural vampires account for maybe 20% of this story. Additionally, it uses the comparison of foreigners greedy to suck people dry of their land and cattle to another kind of vampire. Part of Tejas has joined the U.S., but the Anglos want more, and the Mexican government isn’t standing by its people, so the rancheros have to defend themselves against this threat.

What this novel does well is develop a strong sense of setting. The reader feels immersed in the chaparral, hears the night creatures come alive after dusk, smells the rosemary used by the curanderos in their folk healing. The author does a good job bringing 19th century Mexico to life for us. And I did really like what she did with her beastlike vampires. But beyond that, I just felt very annoyed with all of the totally avoidable romantic angst.

I enjoyed The Hacienda by this author much more, but while that was a horror novel featuring a romance, this is a romance novel featuring a horror element, and not what I thought it would be. It’s still very possible I would be willing to read more from this author, though, depending on what she brings next.

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