Book Review: SHE’S A DOLL by Barbara Truelove

She’s a Doll by Barbara Truelove is a 313 page standalone novel coming September 8, 2026 from Ezeekat Press of Bindery Books.

Genre

Horror(ish), Humor(ous)

Description

Lucy isn’t a normal girl. Ghost. Victim. Killer. She’s a doll on a mission—to find the man who killed her and return the favor.

Lucy McQuinn has been murdered, but she’s not about to go quietly.

If she doesn’t get to keep breathing, then neither does Kyle, her killer. Possessing the body of an antique doll, she sets out on a quest for revenge. But it’s hard when you’re eighteen inches tall and made of porcelain.

For help, she turns to Nicola, a human and fellow outsider with her own reasons to hate Kyle. But in their small idyllic town, no one wants to hear the truth, especially not about such a promising young man. If they can’t expose his crimes, Lucy will have to roll up her lacy little sleeves and teach him a lesson the old-fashioned way—as slowly and painfully as possible.

From LA Times bestselling author Barbara Truelove, She’s a Doll is a ghoulish and gleeful tribute to the unstoppable power of female rage and a love letter to the friends who have our back—in this life and the next.

Opening Line

There are a lot of really profound, poetic people who have said a lot of really profound, poetic things about death.

My Thoughts

A wickedly funny wild ride that also hits you right in the feels.

When Lucy McQuinn is murdered, the last thing she lays her eyes on before everything goes dark is an antique doll sitting on a nearby shelf. So focused is she on this item that the moment her soul (or whatever you’d like to call it) leaves her body, she winds up transferring it right over–Lucy is now a vengeful spirit possessing a porcelain doll. And she’s out for blood!

Lu is a book nerd (favoring the classics), gamer (even if her console is three gens ago), and cosplay winner (second place, novice division) at the beginning of what doesn’t seem to be a very promising career when her mortal remains meet their end. Because a revenge killing while stuck in a doll’s body and still learning the ropes of being a ghost seems like a nigh impossible task, she’ll need an (embodied, living) ally. This is where the edgy Nic, whose hearing aid is able to pick up Lu’s projected thoughts, comes into play. Plenty of snarky banter between the two ensues.

…she bought a strawberry milkshake that smelled so sugary I wished I had a stomach so I could hurl. Have you considered eating real food?

“Have you considered that you’re still on thin ice, you porcelain piece of shit?” she said, exhausted and without venom.

What kept this from being a 5 star read for me is the fact that it did take me a good while to really get all in on the story (right around when Lu teams up with Nic is when I became engaged, and I think that’s over 25% in), and that some of it was a bit repetitive (any time the two of them disagree, for instance with the logistics of how to go about enacting revenge, they tend to make the same arguments to one another over and over again). But overall I wound up enjoying this dark, amusing, emotional story with wonderful representation quite a lot!

I actually think I miss spending my time with ride or die gals Lu and Nic already. Sadge.

My gratitude to NetGalley and Ezeekat Press of Bindery Books for the eARC in exchange for my honest review.

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Book Review: UNTAMED COAST by Kevin C. Morris

Untamed Coast by Kevin C. Morris is a 304 page standalone debut novel being published by Ballantine Books on September 1st, 2026.

Genre

Mystery

Description

A late-night mayday call drives a grieving man to embark on an unexpected journey along the wild Alaskan coast, unraveling a decades-old mystery of stolen gold, missing women, and murder in this atmospheric and propulsive debut novel.

After the loss of his wife, Marconi Franco is content drifting alone on his boat through the isolated waters of Southeast Alaska with no real destination in mind. But when a mysterious distress signal cuts through the static on his radio one sleepless night, Marco feels an overwhelming pull to help the woman whose plea he heard—a pull he can’t explain or ignore.

His search for the missing woman draws him to Radioville, an abandoned 1930s communication outpost now decaying on an uninhabited island off the coast of Alaska. There, Marco begins uncovering fragments of a story long a Depression-era theft, a shattered marriage, and a disturbing pattern of disappearances. As he sifts through the past, his own grief starts to mirror the tragedies that echo across decades, and his search draws the attention of someone determined to keep the truth buried.

Told across three evocative timelines—a radio operator in 1938 collecting more than just telegrams, a young woman in the 1980s fighting to survive her abusive husband, and Marco in the present day searching for a voice in the static—Untamed Coast is a story of fierce determination, missed signals, loneliness and connection, and the unseen ripples that reverberate across generations, standing the test of time and the tides.

Opening Line

There it was again.

My Thoughts

This is a decent mystery told through chapters with three alternating timelines.

We have Joe, the radioman engaged in a ploy to skim some of the profits from a gold mine to keep afloat during the Great Depression; Anya, the fisherwoman and domestic abuse survivor who has run afoul of some bad actors in the 1980s; and Marco, the grieving widower seeking solace in the Alaskan landscape when he overhears a distress call and finds that he has stumbled upon a decades-old mystery related to all of the above. I found one of the revelations at the end about the distress call particularly satisfying.

On the other hand, I found the writing to be clear but uninspired and lackluster. An additional criticism may be related to the fact that this is a debut novel from an author still honing their craft, but far too much detail was included about things such as the nitty gritty of boats and specific Alaskan landmarks—you can tell the author has a passion for these things and wants to share them, regardless of necessity to the plot. Naming a few songs playing on the radio is good at setting the time period of each part of the story, but this was also overused.

In the end, a solid mystery with writing that could stand some polishing = 3 stars for this reader.

Book Review: BLACKTAIL by Scott Hawkins

Blacktail by Scott Hawkins is a 288 page standalone novel to be published on September 1st, 2026 by Crown Publishing.

Genre

Fantasy, Horror

Description

A wolf sets out on an epic journey of revenge in this one-of-a-kind dark fantasy—the long-awaited second novel from the author of The Library at Mount Char.

The wolf Blacktail is faithful to his Forest God, but in these times, faith is not enough. His world is besieged by men. Soon his territory will be overrun, and then there will be nowhere left to go. When his mate, a house dog, is killed, Blacktail rebels. He invades the house of her owners, seeking vengeance.

Blacktail’s fury catches the notice of an ancient and terrible feline witch, who makes an offer. What if Blacktail could end the human race responsible for the death of his family and for the destruction of the natural world, altogether? To do so, Blacktail must find and wake the Forest God. Only He might stand against the plague of men. Blacktail knows that his north woods are dwindling to nothing. He sees no other choice.

As Blacktail journeys farther from his wild home and deeper into the world of man, he encounters strangers—animal, mortal, and otherworldly—who, for their own reasons, want to help Blacktail rid the world of humans. Along the way, it becomes clear that he is more than just a wolf. The Forest God is sleeping, yes. But what will be the price of waking him?

Opening Line

Guile snapped to her feet at the sound of gunshots.

My Thoughts

The long-awaited second novel from the author of The Library at Mount Char (an all-time favorite of mine) is as brilliant as it is bloody and brutal.

From such a beginning, all things are possible.

This dark fantasy story, featuring only animals POVs, describes one (half)wolf’s epic journey into cosmic horror territory. In these pages, nature craves revenge against humankind for generations of cruelties and abuses that have left the world in an imbalance. The God of Reason may have granted humans dominion over the birds and beasts, but the gods of the natural world that predate Him surely have something to say about that. If only the most powerful among them, the Forest God, god of the hunt, hadn’t been slumbering and unseen for ages.

“When the god of men went forth to slaughter the gods of beasts, was this not a hunt? It is difficult to kill a thing when the very attempt is an act of worship toward it.”

Perhaps Blacktail might be the one to finally find and wake Him.

“But love died in this one long ago. Now all that’s left in him is judgment.”

This emotional and harrowing fable is so good, but also so hard to read. Readers be warned that it contains a whole heck of a lot of violence by and against animals. But if you can stomach that knowing that it’s not gratuitous here, know that those of you who remarked, “Good for her!” at the end of Stephen King’s Carrie will have a similar reaction to this vengeance tale.

“The secret,” she said, “is that there is no secret. Everyone suffers. Some choose to surrender, and some do not. The nature of your courage, the degree of it…these are entirely up to you.”

One criticism I have is that this story did take a while to really get going, but then things escalate REAL quick!

This was not an easy book to read due to the subject matter, but it was so worth it. I imagine I will find myself thinking about it for some time. Should Hawkins write more novels in the future, he has officially become an autobuy author for me!

Thank you to NetGalley and Crown Publishing for the eARC in exchange for my honest review.

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Book Review: ETNA by Paul Yoon

Etna by Paul Yoon is a 208 standalone novel published by Scribner in August of 2026.

Genre

Literary Fiction

Description

Beloved author and winner of The Story Prize, Paul Yoon, is back with the unforgettable story of a working dog, Etna, who, after a devastating war, embarks on an odyssey in the hopes of returning home.

Set in a fictional country in the present day, this is a story told through the eyes of an ex-military dog, Etna. After surviving years of a devastating war, Etna decides one night to leave the men he has fought alongside for years and return home—to the place where he was taken from when he was young, in the thin but persistent hope that if a home exists for him, it might be there.

Thus begins an exhilarating odyssey told through the eyes of a dog as he traverses across ruined landscapes and fights to survive in a world that, even in peacetime, proves to be just as precarious. Along the way, he encounters other animals and humans who are attempting to figure out how to start again. What makes a life when there is no home to go back to? How do we begin to trust each other again after such profound loss?

This is a novel about the power of an idea, about never giving up, and ultimately a novel about finding hope in the most dire of times.

Opening Line

I was born near water.

My Thoughts

We need friends, Etna, the bird says. We need a pack.

Even if we lose our pack, I say.

Especially because of that, she says.

Well, I knew going in that this book would ruin me. Obviously that means it’s a contender for my favorite read of the year!

When he was basically still a pup, Etna was taken from the farm by the coast where he was born to be trained as working dog for the military. After four years of helping the troops locate landmines, UEX, and IEDs, he strikes out to try to find his way back home again across a war-ravaged land.

This is a literary novel told from the dog’s POV, with no quotations around dialogue. It is very emotional, as it deals with the devastation of war, both physically and mentally.

I got injured six times. Most times it was only the graze of shrapnel or a bullet or something else small and sharp…

Fuji: she got injured five times.

As time went on, the more hurt she was, the more she wanted to hurt.

And the blue in her eyes grew less blue, and I could never explain that.

He meets others on his journey, both animals and humans, and he is the goodest boy ever.

I highly recommend reading this if you also appreciate being emotionally damaged by books.

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Book Review: PORTRAIT OF A WITCH UNDONE by K. S. Shay

Portrait of a Witch Undone by K.S. Shay is a 368 page debut novel being published by Erewhon Books, an imprint of Kensington Publishing Corp., on August 25, 2026.

Genre/Subgenres

Fantasy, Horror, Paranormal

Description

For fans of Starling House and A Discovery of Witches with a Thomas Crown Affair twist: a contemporary New England coven hides the mysteries that lurk in the marshes north of Boston—and how they are connected to the largest unsolved art heist in modern history.

Once, Maeve Ryan was the strongest witch of her generation. But Maeve messed up a spell to contact the Lady of the Fens, an eerie Revenant who lures the unwary to their deaths in the brackish marshlands of the North Shore. Maeve destroyed her reputation, hurt her best friend Ash, and tainted herself with unbound, wild magic that transforms witches into insane Revenants.

With unbound power eating away at Maeve’s mind, all she wants is to get rid of her magic. Forever. But Ash’s research into how the spell went awry leads in an unexpected direction: the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, and a link between the Lady and a decades-old art theft worth $500 million. When Ash disappears through a stolen painting’s empty frame, Maeve has to follow.

Inside is the Other Marsh, a haunting, deadly realm where only the Lady’s rules apply. Within this half-world lie secrets about North Shore’s history, Maeve’s failure, and the fate of the masterpieces that disappeared over three decades ago. But as Maeve fights toward the truth, she risks her friendship, her coven, and her life against enemies hiding in plain sight

Opening Line

Birds call from dying limbs, a harvest moon rises, and I take the commuter rail home to rob my grandmother.

My Thoughts

❧ A coven of witches
❧ A competent, obstinate, scrappy MC
❧ A spell that turns paintings into a prison
❧ A horrifying Revenant with a tragic backstory…plotting her escape
❧ The importance of positive relationships!

Let me begin with the latter portion of this book, which was really something else! I would actually call this a horror novel with an urban fantasy setting. The creepy veiled Lady of the marsh following our characters from painting to painting, plenty of violence via physical fights against enemies (both human and not), flocks of birds following the characters wherever they go—all very menacing! Some of the characters begin the story as friends, some as strangers, and some as rivals, but in a satisfying plot arc they are forced to accept one another as allies and fight the evil that plagues the North Shore coven of Massachusetts together. And then there is the joy of seeing characters who have struggled stubbornly finally take hold of their own power, on their own terms. Witches be GOATed!

They want to reduce me to a legend? Let them. I will be the worst fable they have ever written.

But I will say that at the start of this book, there were a few things I noted that seemed like they might be debut novel issues. Stylistically it initially read like a YA book even though its characters and themes are not, every character was first introduced by their race (bonus points for the inclusion of a nonbinary character, though), the pacing seemed a bit uneven, the rules about the magic system and the paintings involved in the spellwork were hard to follow, and a great part of the tension in the narrative relied on lack of communication between characters–a pet peeve of mine, although admittedly having a reason to withhold certain information is much preferable to the miscommunication trope.

Even if the execution wasn’t 100% a homerun for this reader, by the end I was “all in” anyway. Full of magic tied to the land, mystery, coven intrigue, desperation, the uncertainty of shifting of alliances, a tangential romance subplot, and monsters created though tragedy, this was an action-packed tale with a touching and very gratifying narrative arc—a powerful story!

“I mean, on a scale of one to an unbound, undead Puritan witch, how bad could family be?”

My thanks to Kensington Publishing and NetGalley for the eARC in exchange for my unbiased review.

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Book Review: A TRADE OF BLOOD by Robert Jackson Bennett

A Trade of Blood by Robert Jackson Bennett is the third book in the Ana and Din Mysteries series, formerly known as the Shadow of the Leviathan series. It is 400 pages and was published by Del Rey in August of 2026.

Genre

Fantasy, Mystery

This post will discuss the series as a whole before focusing on the latest installment.

The Ana and Din Mysteries, featuring an investigative duo that have often been compared to Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, are first and foremost murder mysteries unfolding in a fantasy setting with some hefty worldbuilding. Each book’s plot follows these two unraveling the puzzle behind a grisly murder that often winds up with far-reaching political implications. Additionally, each addresses the nature of civilization and the question of whether people exist to serve their nation, or vice versa.

The Empire of Khanum is arranged like a succession of spoked wheels, with the the wealthiest citizens living in the center, the farthest from the outer ring’s sea walls. This is because every wet season, leviathans surface from the deep and try to breach the walls, destroying everything in their path. Branches of the military are dedicated to shoring up and defending the wall from the monstrous titans. Some people who serve the empire are given grafts or suffusions, altering their abilities in specific ways. Our main character, Din, is an engraver; he has been cerebrally altered to have a perfect eidetic memory of everything he sees and hears. He carries little vials of different scents with him to use as cues to associate with particular memories. With this ability, he acts as the eyes and ears of the exceedingly eccentric, and brilliant, Ana, the investigator to whom he is apprenticed.

Each entry in the series offers clever and twisty mysteries, the charming and hilarious relationship and banter between irreverent Ana and sincere Din, and lessons that go beyond magical mayhem to say something about the ills that come part and parcel with society.

And of course, the series has wonderful representation and inclusion.

If these things sounds like your jam and you haven’t yet picked up this series, what are you even doing?!

Now on to the specifics of Book 3, A Trade of Blood.

Description

Brilliant detective Ana Dolabra must prove a man’s innocence to stop a civil war in the third book of the series that began with The Tainted Cup, named an Edgar, Hugo, and World Fantasy Award Finalist and one of the best books of the year (New York Times Book Review, NPR, Elle)—from the bestselling author of The Founders Trilogy.

In the canton of Sapirdad, two of the Empire’s most powerful families are moments away from going to war with each other, their hundreds of retainers gathered with swords drawn. If blood is spilt, the whole of the empire may be plunged into starvation and chaos.

To de-escalate matters, someone must do the impossible: prove that one family’s eldest son is innocent of a gruesome and unforgivable murder, despite the incontrovertible evidence against him.

It is with this undertaking that the great detective Ana Dolabra is tasked, her assistant Din at her side—and the two find themselves racing with great speed and little dignity to the scene.

As ever, the impossible proves little obstacle for the deadly combination of Ana’s intellect and Din’s keen eye, and mere hours after riding into the dusty town, Ana glimpses the greater pattern behind the crime. A deeper, subtler web of death is being woven in plain sight, by a mastermind with an ancient magical technology at his disposal.

But even Ana’s uncanny insight is of little use when each new suspect she uncovers ends up dead–with each new killing calculated to bring tensions between the two rival clans past the boiling point. And as Din pursues their adversary through the canton’s wild ranges, sprawling ranches, and reeking slaughterhouses, he finds his loyalties divided in unexpected ways.

Opening Line

“It is an inarguable truth, you know,” said Ana, “that most people are absolutely enthralled by dead girls.”

My Thoughts

This is another interesting and complex murder mystery for Ana and Din to solve in the fantasy world of the Shadow of the Leviathan series that began with The Tainted Cup and continued with A Drop of Corruption.

Our beloved duo is sent to a new location in the third ring of the Empire to investigate what appears to be a clear cut murder between two gentry clans, although this time things seem a little too pat to be left unquestioned. And once again, the story furthermore touches on some philosophical topics and those regarding the ills of society and potential pitfalls inherent in great civilizations.

“How you’ve grown,” I said softly.
“Is dread the same as maturity?”
I filled my glass. “In the Empire, perhaps.”

I have to say, even though the murder mystery that serves as the impetus of this adventure was compelling, it’s the world-building that really hits for me here—specifically the lore surrounding the history of the Empire, its founders, and its pantheons. But the fact that this murder utilizes a feature that often seems to really work for me in my fiction (this part is discovered early in the investigation, not to mention shows up in the cover illustration, but fair warning for readers who like to avoid anything even a hint spoilery, I’m referring here to parasitic fungal horror) serves as an added bonus. This time we get to meet one of Din’s family members. And though the interactions between the eccentric and foul-mouthed Ana and her straightman assistant are perhaps growing a bit stale, they continue to offer some levity amidst murder and a dark lesson about so-called civilized people being all too willing to tolerate the suffering of those they deem inferior for the sake of maintaining their own creature comforts. I do feel bits of the mystery were a little easier to unravel on my own this time, and I wasn’t sure I felt Din needed another dalliance at this point in the series, but the latter at least was a nice opportunity to present this bit:

Though a voice had spoken within me—not my memories, merely my experience—whispering: These things never last.
To which I had responded: Nothing does.

In all, this was an engaging story that was further enhanced by the new things revealed about the Empire and its history, and I will be happy to see where the series takes readers next.

Thank you to Del Rey and NetGalley for the eARC in exchange for my honest review.

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Book Review: MALIBU RISING by Taylor Jenkins Reid

Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid is a 369 page standalone novel (although part of the “Reidverse”, the author’s works that share a universe) published in 2021.

Genre

Literary Fiction, Historical Fiction

Description

Four famous siblings throw an epic party to celebrate the end of the summer. But over the course of twenty-four hours, their lives will change forever.

Malibu: August, 1983. It’s the day of Nina Riva’s annual end-of-summer party, and anticipation is at a fever pitch. Everyone wants to be around the famous Rivas: Nina, the talented surfer and supermodel; brothers Jay and Hud, one a championship surfer, the other a renowned photographer; and their adored baby sister, Kit. Together, the siblings are a source of fascination in Malibu and the world over—especially as the offspring of the legendary singer, Mick Riva.

The only person not looking forward to the party of the year is Nina herself, who never wanted to be the center of attention, and who has also just been very publicly abandoned by her pro tennis player husband. Oh, and maybe Hud—because it is long past time to confess something to the brother from whom he’s been inseparable since birth.

Jay, on the other hand, is counting the minutes until nightfall, when the girl he can’t stop thinking about promised she’ll be there.

And Kit has a couple secrets of her own—including a guest she invited without consulting anyone.

By midnight the party will be completely out of control. By morning, the Riva mansion will have gone up in flames. But before that first spark in the early hours before dawn, the alcohol will flow, the music will play, and the loves and secrets that shaped this family’s generations will all come bubbling to the surface.

Malibu Rising is a story about one unforgettable night in the life of a family: the night they each have to choose what they will keep from the people who made them… and what they will leave behind.

Opening Line

Malibu catches fire.

My Thoughts

Because, just as it is in Malibu’s nature to burn, so was it in one particular person’s nature to set fire and walk away.

I grabbed Malibu Rising when I was in the mood for a thematic summer read that would transport me to a beachy location, and was not disappointed.

The Riva siblings were raised by their brokenhearted and alcoholic mother after their superstar musician father left. Some of them have now found themselves among the elite of Malibu, and the big bash they throw every year, attracting many partygoers from Hollywood, has become legendary. Some chapters tell the story of their origin and upbringing, while alternating ones detail the events as they unfold each hour leading up to 1983’s Riva party, which we are told is going to end with some kind of reckoning.

Throughout most of my time reading this book I thought it would be a 4 star read for me. I wasn’t super engaged in the story, but TJR just has such a talent for writing things that go down so easy while keeping you entertained no matter the subject matter.

But then the last parts of the book, when things go off the rails at the party while the emotional core of family dynamics comes to a head simultaneously, was superb. It rode that last wave right up to a fifth star (ha ha, a little surfing humor there.)

Overall, I didn’t love this as much The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, but definitely more than Daisy Jones and the Six.

She had to choose what, of the things she inherited from the people who came before her, she wanted to bring forward. And what, of the past, she wanted to leave behind.

Book Review: THE WITCH BELOW THE DREAMING WOOD by H.G. Parry

The Witch Below the Dreaming Wood by H.G. Parry is a 448 page standalone novel to be published July 21, 2026 by Redhook.

Genre

Historical Fantasy, Retelling

Description

From the author of The Magician’s Daughter comes a captivating historical fantasy where dreams come to life and Arthurian legends are reborn.

Wales, 1941. As the second world war ravages the globe and bombs fall from the sky, people all over the world begin to dream of King Arthur. The dreams spread like a fantastical plague, flooding people’s sleep night after night. Whispers arise of wonders and unexplained sights – dragons in the London Underground, and strange lights over Stonehenge. Self-proclaimed prophets claim they are miracles, heralding Arthur’s return at the time of Britain’s greatest need.⁣
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Elaine Ambrose has never dreamed of Arthur, and she doesn’t believe in miracles. A librarian at the British Museum, she wants only to protect the museum’s collection from the Blitz, and is frustrated to be sent instead to catalogue a reclusive professor’s private library on the coast of North Wales. But all is not as it seems. Soon Ellie must confront what she’s tried to ignore: she dreams not of Arthur, but of Nimue – the Lady of the Lake. And her dreams promise not salvation, but a return to the darkness of the last days of Camelot. 

Opening Line

When we were children under the Lake, my other would tuck us into bed every night with the same words.

My Thoughts

“That’s the trouble with destiny, and with despair. Both make it too easy to tell yourself you had no choice.”

The Witch Below the Dreaming Wood is an Arthurian legend love story that transcends space and time.

The tale unfolds in chapters that alternate between Nimue’s story (told in the first person POV), and that of Elaine Ambrose (third person), a librarian working in London during the second World War. As their nation is embroiled in warfare, the people of the United Kingdom collectively begin dreaming about the once and future king, Arthur. Is the phenomenon spreading by the power of suggestion on the minds of a stressed population, or is there actually something otherworldly afoot?

It was as though the incendiaries had cracked open the earth and allowed something old and primal to slip through.

At first, Ellie resents being sent away from where she can be of most use to the war effort in order to catalogue the library of an isolated manor house in the north of Wales. But events at her new lodgings lead her to believe that Camlan House might in fact have a much bigger role to play in looming world-shattering events than she could have imagined. She teams up with the estate’s groom, honorably discharged RAF pilot Tom Wilder, to try to puzzle out what is behind the unearthly goings-on they witness there.

Both parts of the story were excellent, but I especially delighted at Nimue’s narration of how she was raised by the Lady of the Lake to be Merlin’s doom. Her entire life has been solely about preparing to enact her mother’s vengeance against the mighty wizard and advisor to the king in Camelot through subterfuge, never mind how Nimue herself might come to feel for the man.

Oh, the joy the repartee between Nimue and Merlin brought to me!

“As it stands, I owe you an apology, and probably an explanation. I don’t have an explanation for you, but would you like to learn how to turn into a mouse?”

“I’d better get going. I promised Arthur I’d join him in council.”

“I thought you said you were going to be completely useless this morning.”

“I never promised him I wouldn’t be useless. I never even promised him I’d be awake. I did promise him I’d be human, which is a shame, but he’s learned to be specific over the years.”

And of course we also have the other usual suspects in this part of the tale: Morgan le Fay and Mordred, Queen Guinevere and Sir Lancelot.

Poor Lancelot. So brave and so honourable, so determined to be all things to all people that he was constantly hurting them in the process… “He can’t turn aside from Arthur, and he can’t turn aside from you, and so he’s going to tear himself apart trying to be everything to both of you at once, and deep down he can’t believe that it will end badly.”

If he could be the best knight in the world while betraying his liege lord, then it meant that knighthood wasn’t what he had believed it to be. It meant that perhaps his standards meant nothing, and never had. It meant everything was falling apart.

Both strands of story weave together epically at the end. There is no time loop here, but if “timey-wimey” plots hurt your brain too much to enjoy a book, you might want to skip this one. However, if you love fantasy stories inspired by Arthurian legend, WWII historical fiction, and grand wistful romances all packaged together with strong moral lessons, you must give this a read!

It will end one day, of course. Everything does. Until then, we have the ground we hold against the dark, and the stories we fill it with.

A thousand thanks to Redhook and NetGalley for the eARC in exchange for my unbiased review.

Book Review: THE DRAGON HAS SOME COMPLAINTS by John Wiswell

The Dragon Has Some Complaints by John Wiswell is a 400 page standalone novel to be published by DAW Books on July 14, 2026.

Genre

Fantasy

Description

In this heartfelt and humorous fantasy from the Nebula-winning author of Someone You Can Build a Nest In, a dragon whose three heads bear rather…different…personalities finds family in the most unexpected of places.

Garrodigh was once a four-headed dragon, among the most powerful in Kardoša. After an unfortunate incident, he now has three heads, one stump, and a daily whirlwind of internal bickering. Centerhead wants to rain death upon all humanity, Bottomhead is like a feral cat, and Upperhead is under the delicate delusion that he is, in fact, human. 

When a nearby battle goes awry, Garrodigh sneaks into an elite dragon rider academy, pretending to be tame to get free food and a warm bed. Lucky for him, rider Rania Albright is desperate enough for a dragon of her own that she overlooks his eccentricities. 

As Garrodigh recovers under Rania’s care, all three heads start to turn, for the first time, in the same direction. Each wants to protect her from the invaders who killed their fourth head—the same invaders who seek to conquer Kardoša. When the academy comes under attack, can this wild dragon and his wilder rider save their homeland together?

This cozy fantasy intertwines epic battles with loving friendships, sharing an utterly unique perspective on what it means to be a “monster.”

Opening Line

What the hell was in his mouth?

My Thoughts

Sometimes that feral weirdo is an inspiration.

The Dragon Has Some Complaints is a new gritty yet humorous and heartwarming adventure from John Wiswell, author of Someone You Can Build a Nest In.

The Great Terror Garrodigh is a three-headed dragon (RIP Lefty), injured and hiding in the wilds from the ravages of human warfare. Rejected by his own kind, he winds up posing as one of the dumb tamed dragons ridden and cared for by the people of the Winged City in order to be fed and sheltered, his ailments treated. After forging a special bond with his rider, the effusive Rania, he winds up helping these humans in their fight against invaders who would steal their home and their dragons.

Although I enjoyed Garrodigh and the different personalities of each of his heads, I found all of the human characters to be more irritating than anything. I wasn’t very engaged in the parts of the story involving weird sex and awkward romance, though it was all done in the name of promoting healthy relationship dynamics, finding ones place in the world, accepting all the parts of one’s identity, and forging therapeutic connections. The parts of the story relating to the dragon goddess Polarka, on the other hand, were absolutely awesome. The rest of the book leading up to that, however, felt too long.

There is some darkness to the adventurous action in this book, but there are also a whole lot of feel good sentiments and healing. For this reader, the details of the story made for a mixed bag, and in all I’d call it a 3.5 star read.

(Seriously, though, the climax part of the story was insanely epic!)

Thank you to NetGalley and DAW Books for the eARC in exchange for my unbiased review.