Spicy Opinion Alert! Book Review: THE WITCHES OF CAMBRIDGE by Alice Hoffman

The Witches of Cambridge by Alice Hoffman is a 416 page novel published on 2026, the first in a planned series.

Genre

Fantasy: Magical Realism

Description

The brand-new series from the bestselling author of Practical Magic, following two brilliant young women in 1950s Cambridge, Massachusetts, as they become immersed in a mysterious secret group of witches at Radcliffe known as the Lilith Society.

Once upon a time, women were drowned in the river and the only witnesses were the crows in the trees. The Puritans blamed Eve for the sins of the world. That was when we began to meet in the name of Lilith, Adam’s first wife—banished for refusing to do as she was told. 

We Fly Together…

By the 1950s, Cambridge, Massachusetts feels far removed from the legendary witch trials that marked its early days as a colony. Ava, a bright young woman from a small town in Maine, arrives for her first year at Radcliffe College. There, she meets Lauren, her opposite in every way—the wild and brazen daughter of a wealthy and well-established Cambridge family. But the two have more in common than they think. Both are recruited by the Lilith Society, a secret organization of witches at Radcliffe dating back to colonial times. As they learn more about their legacy, Ava and Lauren form a close bond that is put to the test as they learn to navigate their new power, friendship, and love.

While Radcliffe seems like a safe haven, the shadow of McCarthyism looms large, an ever-present threat to the flourishing creative and intellectual life in Cambridge. And as girls from the Lilith Society begin to go missing, Ava and Lauren realize the witch trials of the past may not be as deeply buried as they once believed.

Opening Line

Dear Reader,

Once upon a time, women were drowned in the river and the only witnesses were the crows in the trees.

My Thoughts

What happened here? Did they say, “The marketing power behind your name alone is enough, you can go ahead and ignore all the rules for writing”?

This book is maybe 10% infodumping, 75% telling instead of showing, and 15% of actual scenes playing out for the reader. It spans the course of four years while the two main characters attend Radcliffe College in the 1950s, but don’t think you ever actually accompany them to a single class. They live at Lilith House, where magic is taught at Sunday meetings, but you’ll never actually see a single one of these meetings as it happens. Instead we are treated to only a list of classes they are enrolled in, are told what kind of things they learn in their witch meetings. And if the severe paucity of actually showing readers a scene as it unfolds isn’t bad enough, there is very little plot driving this story.

There is quite a bit of repetition of information, several characters appear on page and are given a name solely for the purpose of very quickly disappearing or dying or otherwise attempting to set a tense and mysterious tone. There are no rules to the magic, the author can just spew out another bit of whimsy ad hoc, making it feel fairly meaningless. These witches are polydactyl, pointy-toothed, and black-blooded–but good lord, don’t get me started on the characters who have apparently never shed blood in their lives, or the one who has never, not once, looked at her own menstrual blood.

As far as the earlier timeline with “the first witch of Cambridge”, as told through letters read by our 1950s protagonists: novels that highlight the horrors of the witch trials at the hands of Puritans and draw parallels with modern day women and/or McCarthyism are a dime a dozen these days. Many of these books are beloved, but in a publishing world now oversaturated with them, you have to make sure yours really offers something new and exciting to the effort. I’m not sure this one did quite enough of that.

A note on the audiobook: I found Mena Suvari’s voice during the narration very pleasant, but her performance of the dialogue for almost every character made them all sound absolutely insufferable, just the worst identical-sounding bunch of buttholes. I hated nearly every one of them because of this. I did find myself thinking that, had I read certain lines (not limited to just dialogue) on the page in a manner that seemed more appropriate to me, they would have hit different.

I just…I can’t wrap my head around someone who has written such well-performing novels in the past producing THIS. But it’s Goodreads ratings aren’t terrible, so I guess the witchy vibes alone were enough for some people. Just not this people.

Book Series Review: THE UNSELECTED JOURNALS OF EMMA M. LION by Beth Brower

The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion is a series written by Beth Brower. Originally self-published beginning in 2019, they have since been picked up by Bloomsbury, and brought to audio by Echo Point Books and Media. There are eight volumes currently available, with a total of somewhere around 24 total planned. The first few are novella-length, but the books become full novels as the series progresses.

Genre

Historical Fiction (with just a light sprinkling of magical realism)

Opening Line

I’ve arrived in London without incident. There are few triumphs in my recent life, but I count this as one. My existence of the last three years has been nothing but incident.

Description

“The year is 1883 and Emma M. Lion has returned to her London neighborhood of St. Crispian’s. But Emma’s plans for a charmed and studious life are sabotaged by her eccentric Cousin Archibald, her formidable Aunt Eugenia, and the slightly odd denizens of St. Crispian’s.

Emma M. Lion offers up her Unselected Journals, however self-incriminating they may be, which comprise a series of novella-length volumes. Armed with wit and a sideways amusement, Emma documents the curious realities of her life at Lapis Lazuli House.”

Each volume spans two months worth of the titular character’s journal entries, and the author plans on covering four years of her life in total. They detail Emma’s experiences upon returning to St. Crispians, visiting its locales and getting to know it inhabitants. Such friendships she makes! Such struggle to gain and maintain one’s autonomy as a young woman in Victorian England!

My Thoughts

I had noticed that this series was blowing up on the scene, becoming hugely popular seven years after its first volume was published. I saw so many people gushing about it and decided to see what all the noise was about.

The first book was nice, but I didn’t “get it” yet. But as I read on in the series, I became a convert in full – I love Emma M. Lion and her world! These books are the definition of charm.

Journal entries relate the day to day doings of a young woman in Victorian England, beginning as she approaches reaching her majority. The home her deceased parents arranged for her to inherit is Lapis Lazuli House in the London neighborhood of St. Crispian’s. Here is where that dash of magical realism comes into play – objects tend to “wander” in St. Crispian’s, and you may one day discover your neighbor’s hat in your kitchen cupboard. There is a basement at a local storefront where residents drop off the items they find, and look to reclaim their own missing belongings. And then there is The Roman, the neighborhood ghost outfitted in the armor of a Centurion.

Besides those fanciful accents, the story is solidly in historical fiction territory (with plenty of laugh out loud moments!) Emma is an exceedingly witty young woman navigating life as best she can. Her aunt demands she attend balls and various society function and assist her beautiful cousin in securing an advantageous marriage during The Season. Her ridiculous (other) cousin has done her dirty, and she must deal with the outfall. She makes some lovely new friends: a lame war photographer who spent some time in America, a duke, a vicar, a con man, a spinster painter, etc etc. Some of the traditions of St. Crispians just warm the heart, and it’s a pleasure to spend time in its streets alongside the spirited and droll Miss Lion.

An additional bit of fun is the personal library bit at the end of each installment – Emma very much wants a collection of her owns books (library lends are not an option, as she likes to scribble notes in the margins), and at the end of each volume readers are treated to the growing list all of the books Emma has managed to obtain during the course of her story. There is also always a list of previously mentioned persons of interest, which I imagine might be helpful if you’re not immediately diving into the next book as soon as you finish one, as I have been!

To reiterate, if I had to sum this series up in one word it would be CHARMING. I am bereft at having caught up to the author in her writing, and am waiting rather impatiently for the next volume to come! And will be again for the next, and the next, and the next…

A note on the audiobooks: I am personally not a big audiobook reader, as I find my mind wanders easily and I don’t absorb as much. Nonfiction is usually the easiest for me to listen to. Action-packed stories leave me wishing I could flip back a page or two to review and make sure I hadn’t missed any important details. But not only do I find I am able to listen to these books without much trouble, the talented narrator Genevieve Gaunt makes it an absolutely pleasurable experience. Three cheers all around!

Book Review: THE MOST WONDERFUL CRIME OF THE YEAR by Ally Carter

The Most Wonderful Crime of the Year by Ally Carter is a 304 page standalone novel published in 2024.

Genre:

Romance, Mystery

Opening Line

Excerpt from the Official Police Interrogation of Margaret Chase and Ethan Wyatt

December 25

Mrs. Chase: Well, of course I have his blood on my hands.

Synopsis:

Knives Out gets a holiday rom-com twist in this rivals-to-lovers romance-mystery from New York Times bestselling author Ally Carter.

The bridge is out. The phones are down. And the most famous mystery writer in the world just disappeared out of a locked room three days before Christmas.

Meet Maggie Chase and Ethan Wyatt:

She’s the new Queen of the Cozy Mystery.

He’s Mr. Big-time Thriller Guy.

She hates his guts.

He thinks her name is Marcie (no matter how many times she’s told him otherwise.)

But when they both accept a cryptic invitation to attend a Christmas house party at the English estate of a reclusive fan, neither is expecting their host to be the most powerful author in the world: Eleanor Ashley, the Duchess of Death herself.

That night, the weather turns, and the next morning Eleanor is gone.

She vanished from a locked room, and Maggie has to wonder: Is Eleanor in danger? Or is it all some kind of test? Is Ethan the competition? Or is he the only person in that snowbound mansion she can trust?

As the snow gets deeper and the stakes get higher, every clue will bring Maggie and Ethan closer to the truth—and each other. Because, this Christmas, these two rivals are going to have to become allies (and maybe more) if they have any hope of saving Eleanor.

Assuming they don’t kill each other first.

My Thoughts:

This book was pretty good, but a bit confusing in that it seemed to try to be many kinds of stories all at once. Was it a murder mystery or a romance? Cozy and lighthearted comedy, or dark and twisty?

I was the most excited when I thought it was an elaborate game in which our characters, a colorful and eccentric group gathered at an English estate, were to compete against one another to be the first to solve a fabricated mystery. But then it winds up being about actual attempted murder, and being snowed in with a would-be killer who continues to create mayhem. Then the final answer to the murder mystery portion of the story seemed to kind of come out of left field (the motive is something that the reader is not aware of until the actual moment of the final reveal). And I hesitate to call it a locked room mystery, because you never actually get the answer to the how the missing person disappeared from the locked room.

But this book is actually mostly a romance. While I liked Maggie and Ethan each individually, the romance was actually a tad creepy (he has loved her from afar for years and is way, way too intimate way too fast for someone who has yet to receive any indication that his attentions are welcome). And Maggie repeatedly doubting and needing constant reassurance had me annoyed with her by the end.

This review sounds like mostly complaints, but really it wasn’t bad. Part of my issue, too, may be that I listened to this on audio, which doesn’t always work for me. There is one narrator for Maggie’s chapters (the majority of the book), and a separate one for Ethan’s chapters. One seems very talented in general, but has some very noticeable vocal fry. Both were a bit cringey when doing voices for the opposite gender, but one far moreso than the other. And they acted out some of the same characters quite differently (e.g. one of them portrays a particular character speaking in a bold and sassy manner, while the other acts her out as super timid). With all of these things taken together, I gave this one 3.75 stars, but it may have been a 4 if I had read it with my eyes instead of my ears.

Book Review: A GRIM REAPER’S GUIDE TO CATCHING A KILLER by Maxie Dara

A Grim Reaper’s Guide to Catching a Killer by Maxie Dara was published by Berkley in 2024, and is the first in the SCYTHE Mystery series, although this story works as a standalone.

Genre:

Mystery

Opening Line:

I tapped the address in my file with the lid of the pen I’d been chewing on.

My Thoughts

I took this delightful mystery in via audio (the narration was fantastic!)

Kathy works for a company called S.C.Y.T.H.E. as a collector–she goes to the scene of a death and transports the person’s soul to the appropriate location for processing into the afterlife. But the soul of 17 year old Conner convinces her he was murdered by someone in her organization. They must investigate what really happened and why it was covered up, all before Conner’s soul becomes fated to be stuck on Earth forever as a ghost. All this while 42 year old Kathy is going through a divorce and pregnant with her first child.

The mystery was all well and good, but it was the relationships that made this one so touching. Conner really felt a lack of love from his parents, and Kathy worries she will be a terrible parent. The two of them wind up helping each other out far beyond working together to save Conner from an eternity as a ghost. This found family aspect was so sweet!

The narrative style of this book is super amusing, and I let out some laughs here and there. The story definitely left me with some questions about details (what exactly does Kathy do at her cubicle in the office all day every day for a job as what amounts to a currier?) But it was sweet and funny enough that these things didn’t bother me overmuch. I really enjoyed this one!

🔥 No steamy content

🔪 No on-page violence or gruesome content

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THIRD EYE by Felicia Day

Do you like fun things? If so, then do I have a treat for you!

Third Eye by Queen of the Geeks Felicia Day is an auditory experience not to be missed. It’s an Audible Original about seven hours in length, and it is a full on audio production, complete with sound effects, music, and a full cast. We’re talking Neil Gaiman as the narrator, plus Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, London Hughes, and many, many more—including a Weird Al cameo!

The story subverts the Chosen One trope, the main character having failed at defeating the Great Evil as the oracle’s prophecy foretold. It features mages, vampires, faeries, a half-demon, and lots and lots of laughs. If any of this sounds like your jam, what are you doing still reading this blog post? Go listen!